October 2012
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July 2012
56 posts
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Reblog If You Are A Homestuck RP Blog
itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: i on/y rea//y u2e them for conveying humor AW: 2ometime2 i am a2tounded by how robotic i 2ound ho/y 2hit
UA: i’m just tired is all. UA: i spent most of it fighting. UA: maybe tomorrow when i’m not dying of no sleep i’ll be better.
AW: you do not need to excu2e your2elf to me AW: i am hard/y a 2hining examp/e of mora/ authority AW: or...
itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: that part wa2 a joke AW: un/e22 humans u2e emote2 when they are being 2eriou2
UA: emoticons are stupid. UA: i have no use for them.
AW: i on/y rea//y u2e them for conveying humor AW: 2ometime2 i am a2tounded by how robotic i 2ound ho/y 2hit
itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: i am 2ure they wi// be fine AW: after a// your 2pecie2 hunt2 horned HOOFBEA2T2 for fun AW: -:P
UA: and your species murders each other apparently. UA: there are no such things as unicorns.
AW: that part wa2 a joke AW: un/e22 humans u2e emote2 when they are being 2eriou2
itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: i2 there anything you can do to he/p them
UA: not until i can reach a certain point in my game. UA: i mean…i’m a knight. UA: i’m supposed to protect them.
AW: i am 2ure they wi// be fine AW: after a// your 2pecie2 hunt2 horned HOOFBEA2T2 for fun AW: -:P
itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: we// it i2 ju2t a game AW: i am 2ure they are fine
UA: it’s not just a game. UA: i’ve read numerous walkthroughs that just end because the players have died UA: and i’m fearing that of my friends.
AW: i2 there anything you can do to he/p them
My life is shit.
suffspeare:
6asically Di9nus and I 69th pity Adv9ca and he wants t9 see a69ut pr9p9sing a three way matespritship 6ut as much as I want that I d9n’t want that I can’t trust Adv9ca with my c9llapsing and expanding vascular system again I just can’t as much as I want t9 and y9u kn9w what I d9n’t trust myself with Di9nus I’m t9tal shit in general and f9r him I’m terri6le f9r him I’ll 9nly ever hurt...
((RP for Qirlin))
itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: what did i ju2t 2ay AW: fine AW: 2omeone in my neighborhood awhi/e back pi22ed off a 2eadwe//er AW: i hone2t/y do not know the detai/2 AW: /ong 2tory 2hort the 2eadwe//er gathered up a bunch of hi2 friend2 and attacked my entire neighborhood AW: on/y my moirai/ at the time and i 2urvived AW: and 2he i2 a 2weep o/der than me 2o 2he i2 off wor/d now AW:...
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: i u2ed to have 2ome friend2 in my neighborhood AW: but i do not want to ta/k about that
UA: what happened to them?
AW: what did i ju2t 2ay AW: fine AW: 2omeone in my neighborhood awhi/e back pi22ed off a 2eadwe//er AW: i hone2t/y do not know the detai/2 AW: /ong 2tory 2hort the 2eadwe//er gathered up a bunch of hi2 friend2 and attacked my entire...
((RP for Qirlin))
itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: we have a 2en2e of humor AW: i a22umed you were being hone2t with me though
UA: no…i’m never really honest. UA: do you have any friends or anything like that?
AW: i u2ed to have 2ome friend2 in my neighborhood AW: but i do not want to ta/k about that
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: oh ye2 AW: that AW: human2 are barbarian2
UA: it was a joke. UA: y’know…to be funny. UA: i’m guessing trolls don’t have a sense of humor.
AW: we have a 2en2e of humor AW: i a22umed you were being hone2t with me though
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: c/o2e enough i gue22 AW: wait how did we get into a di2cu22ion about romance AW: what were we even ta/king about
UA: unicorn meat.
AW: oh ye2 AW: that AW: human2 are barbarian2
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: ba2ica//y AW: the other two are romantic but not 2exua/ AW: the fir2t is moira//egiance AW: moirai/2 he/p keep each other emotiona//y stab/e and protect one another AW: and finally aus2pi2tici2m AW: an au2pi2tice mediate2 between two tro//2 to prevent them from fa//ing into ki2me2i22itude
UA: okay… UA: and these two are like someone who would stop...
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: 2o romantic and 2exua/ fee/ing2 ba2ed on /ove AW: we have that AW: we ca// it mate2prit2hip but it i2 on/y one quadrant AW: tro//2 want to fi// a// four quandrants AW: the 2econd quadrant is kisme2i22itude, which is romantic and 2exual fee/ing2 ba2ed on hatred AW: with me 2o far
UA: so…you have a hate quadrant and a love quadrant.
AW: ba2ica//y...
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: you mean you do not have any concept of b/ack romance AW: oh god no AW: a/right i wi// exp/ain the quadrant2 AW: but fir2t te// me about human romance 2o i know where to 2tart
UA: well generally… UA: a guy likes a girl, or vice versa UA: then they date and then might get married… UA: it’s something about love and all that. UA: i was never good...
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: what i2 a brother AW: and you know AW: i mean hating 2omeone in a non romantic 2en2e
UA: since when was hating someone romantic? UA: i thought love was romantic.
AW: you mean you do not have any concept of b/ack romance AW: oh god no AW: a/right i wi// exp/ain the quadrant2 AW: but fir2t te// me about human romance 2o i know where to 2tart
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: i am 2tarting to hate human2 AW: p/atonica//y i mean
UA: how can you platonically hate someone? UA: is that like…hating them like a brother?
AW: what i2 a brother AW: and you know AW: i mean hating 2omeone in a non romantic 2en2e
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: that i2 ab2o/utely barbaric AW: why wou/d you ki// and eat such a maje2tic creature
UA: that’s if we can find one and catch them. UA: they’ve become pretty rare on earth due to over hunting.
AW: i am 2tarting to hate human2 AW: p/atonica//y i mean
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: a// tro//2 are grey and they are u2ua//y pi22ed off AW: /ike i 2aid though mo2t tro//2 have two horn2 AW: i am kind of a freak AW: what i2 a unicorn
UA: like a horse with a horn. UA: they’re really rare on earth. UA: but taste great if you can find one. UA: here…sometimes we catch them and serve them to the masses. UA: see?
AW: that i2...
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: do you want me to 2end you a picture AW: here AW: mo2t tro//2 hare two horn2 though
UA: dude…you’re grey. UA: and look really pissed off. UA: and what’s up with that one horn. UA: you look like a fucking unicorn or something.
AW: a// tro//2 are grey and they are u2ua//y pi22ed off AW: /ike i 2aid though mo2t tro//2 have two horn2 AW: i am kind...
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: red b/ood i2 actua//y a mutation AW: if you were born a2 a redb/ooded tro// you wou/d be cu//ed
UA: huh…that’s mean. UA: so what do you do…i mean…are trolls like humans?
AW: do you want me to 2end you a picture AW: here AW: mo2t tro//2 hare two horn2 though
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: tro//2 have a hemo2pectrum AW: any given tro// can have one of twe/ve blood co/or2 AW: my b/ood is tea/ which make2 me a midb/ood
UA: so where would red blood land me. UA: if i was one of you.
AW: red b/ood i2 actua//y a mutation AW: if you were born a2 a redb/ooded tro// you wou/d be cu//ed
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: try hitting 2omething in the head with one AW: 2ee what happen2
UA: fair enough. UA: so…uh…earlier you made it sound like having red blood was odd. UA: because all humans are like that. UA: what’s wrong with blood color?
AW: tro//2 have a hemo2pectrum AW: any given tro// can have one of twe/ve blood co/or2 AW: my b/ood is tea/ which make2 me...
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: do human2 not have wrenche2
UA: we do. UA: i kept mine in a bucket with the rest of my tools. UA: but how do you use it as a weapon?
AW: try hitting 2omething in the head with one AW: 2ee what happen2
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: i2 alchemizing 2omething in thi2 2burb game you mentioned AW: becau2e if 2o i have not played it remember
UA: i remember. UA: what kind of specibi is wrenchkind?
AW: do human2 not have wrenche2
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: a /u2u2 i2 /ike a mon2ter that rai2e2 you AW: but you a/2o have to rai2e it AW: it i2 hard to exp/ain AW: but no i do not u2e a bow AW: my 2trife 2pecibii are 2ick/ekind and wrenchkind
UA: cool. mine are bowkind and daggerkind. UA: i’ll bet you’ve alchemized some really cool stuff. UA: or…maybe not.
AW: i2 alchemizing 2omething in...
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: our /u2ii AW: obviou2/y AW: my /u2u2 i2 a hoofbea2t
UA: is that like a parent or something? UA: mine were okay. UA: do you know how to use a bow?
AW: a /u2u2 i2 /ike a mon2ter that rai2e2 you AW: but you a/2o have to rai2e it AW: it i2 hard to exp/ain AW: but no i do not u2e a bow AW: my 2trife 2pecibii are 2ick/ekind and wrenchkind
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: oh right AW: /ight po//ution AW: we have that on a/ternia too AW: but it cou/d be wor2e AW: a// the adu/t2 are off wor/d and they took their /ight with them
UA: wait…really? UA: then how do you function? UA: like…no adults? who raises you?
AW: our /u2ii AW: obviou2/y AW: my /u2u2 i2 a hoofbea2t
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: that i2 ridicu/ou2 AW: no one 2pecie2 cou/d de2troy every 2tar
UA: but they can prevent you from seeing all them. UA: there’s so much light and everything that nighttime seems like the day now. UA: i’m glad i’m away from all of them.
AW: oh right AW: /ight po//ution AW: we have that on a/ternia too AW: but it cou/d be wor2e AW: a// the adu/t2...
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: you certain/y do not have a high opinion of your own 2pecie2 AW: a/though the fact that a// human2 b/eed red i2 intere2ting AW: there we go i got the viewport on AW: you 2hou/d add human2 are ug/y to your /i2t
UA: you want to know why i have such a low opinion of my species? UA: you ever look up at the night sky and just stare at the stars… UA:...
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: somehow you got added to my tro//ian AW: not 2ure how that happened AW: anyway i gue22 i wi// try 2ome of that dip/omacy that i hear a/ien2 /ike AW: te// me about human2 whi/e i try to turn on the viewport on thi2 thing
UA: uh…most of us are really stupid. UA: we don’t get along well…we pollute almost anything we touch. UA: um…we bleed red? UA:...
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: i am a tro// AW: from a/ternia AW: how did you get on our internet
UA: that’s a good question. UA: you contacted me…
AW: somehow you got added to my tro//ian AW: not 2ure how that happened AW: anyway i gue22 i wi// try 2ome of that dip/omacy that i hear a/ien2 /ike AW: te// me about human2 whi/e i try to turn on the viewport on thi2 thing
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: okay two more que2tion2 AW: what i2 a human AW: and what i2 2burb
UA: okay…well…what are you? UA: if you aren’t a human…then what does that make you?
AW: i am a tro// AW: from a/ternia AW: how did you get on our internet
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: two que2tion2 AW: what kind of name i2 zeke AW: and what i2 a knight of 2pace
UA: zeke is a properly normal human name. UA: thank you very much. UA: and that’s my class and aspect. UA: you know…for sburb?
AW: okay two more que2tion2 AW: what i2 a human AW: and what i2 2burb
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: i have not ta/ked to another tro// 2ince the 2eadwe//ers attacked my neighborhood AW: my name i2 qir/in AW: qir/in a/icu2
UA: well hello then. UA: i’m zeke. UA: zeke halfax. knight of space.
AW: two que2tion2 AW: what kind of name i2 zeke AW: and what i2 a knight of 2pace
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
AW: we// i certain/y did not add you AW: and there i2 nothing wrong with my typing quirk
UA: whatever. we’re talking now, so let’s talk. UA: what’s your name?
AW: i have not ta/ked to another tro// 2ince the 2eadwe//ers attacked my neighborhood AW: my name i2 qir/in AW: qir/in a/icu2
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
qirlinalicus:
-alicornWrench started pestering you-
AW: who i2 thi2 AW: i have not 2een anyone on tro//ian for month2 AW: i do not remember adding you
UA: wait…who are you? UA: i don’t remember adding you… UA: and what’s with the way you speak?
AW: we// i certain/y did not add you AW: and there i2 nothing wrong with my typing quirk
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itsalwaysknightinspace:
Zeke lay on a hillside on his planet, the Land of Night and Frogs. A perpetual twilight lay around him, giving him a spectacular view of the stars around him. He had his hands-free computer on him, most of the displays turned off. His friends weren’t on Pesterchum yet, so he decided to stare at the stars, waiting.
-alicornWrench started pestering you-
AW: who i2...
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((Does anyone know where I can find some Homestuck...
itsalwaysknightinspace:
((Please? I’m kinda bored…))
((Yo.
My character’s a fantroll, though, so they’ll probably have to interact through Pesterchum/Trollian.
Also, it’s a sideblog, so I can’t send asks.))
I think
suffspeare:
the greatest 6lessing a tr9ll c9uld receive
is c9l9ur6lindness.
that 2ound2 awe2ome in theory
but it wi// not he/p you if you pi22 off a highb/ood
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